Once again, Buzzfeed nails it. They've got a '30 Telltale Signs You're From Houston' list up, and I knew it was quality as soon as I read the first item. "The majority of your life has been spent waiting in traffic." Yep. (No joke, I moved two miles closer to work and cut 15 minutes off my drive time.)
Also on the list:
Check, check, and check.
See the full list over at Buzzfeed.