Sir, repeat after me... "The wedding is off. It's not you, it's me." See? That wasn't so hard!
And to the jilted lady... you dodged a bullet.
Man fakes death to get out of marriage -- really! http://t.co/etNY5AqdYz— HuffPost Weird News (@HuffPostWeird) August 19, 2014
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