This will never not be funny. If I had thought about it, I would have compiled all of the things people have said about me and done a video. Alas, I didn't... and that's why I don't get paid Jimmy Kimmel money.
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.