A new study found that most women don't believe that "size matters."  But there are other reasons for the "less-endowed" to be happy.  Here are the Top Advantages of Having a Small Penis.

 

 

--All that extra space in your underwear is perfect for shoplifting luncheon meats.

 

 

--Every chick you sleep with will naturally assumes you have a glamorous career as a morning radio host.

 

 

--You can make money posing for the "after" picture in ads warning about steroid abuse.

 

 

--You don't need to waste money on condoms since you can use one of those rubber fingertips bookies use to count money.

 

 

--In comparison, it makes your nads look bigger.  And as we all know, women LOOOVE big nads.

 

 

--It's easier to do that "Silence of the Lambs" junk-tuck for friends and family at holiday gatherings.

 

 

--Acorn shells make SWEET jockstraps.

 

 

--Your chances of getting Hepatitis are greatly reduced, since there's zero chance you'll ever be invited to shoot a sex tape with Pamela Anderson.

 

 

--When they make your biopic, you can be assured Sean Penn will bring the right blend of earnestness and humor.

 

 

--You can be assured women only want you for your money.

 

 

--You'll never be mistaken for me.