Top Signs You're a Sex Addict
Mental health experts say sex addiction, or Hypersexuality Disorder, is a growing problem. Here are the Top Signs You're a Sex Addict.
--You're a dude.
--You quit wearing pants because, hey, what's the point?
--Your stack of sex tapes reaches to the ceiling. And you live in a six-story house.
--You impregnated your maid who looks like Danny DeVito.
--Wild animals tune into National Geographic to watch YOU have sex.
(CAREFUL)--Every morning you enjoy a bowl of Honey Bust-a-Nut Cheerios.
--You've never bought an iPad, iPod or iPhone because you're saving for an iVagina.
--Whenever anyone says Marv Albert is a great announcer, you reply, "Maybe. But he's a selfish lover!" then burst into tears.
--The pages of your employee handbook that deal with sexual harassment are stuck together.
--You have 4,000 friends on Adult Friend Finder. And zero friends in real-life.
--The wall of your bedroom is covered with a Ron Jeremy Fathead.
--You're surprised whenever you look in the mirror and see how hot you look with your new breast implants. Mostly because you're a dude.
