life at a glance
So if the name of the game is "reinforcing stereotypes of backwoods inbred squeal like a pig types who have sex with blood relatives while getting drunk on homemade booze", then congrats tenesee... you are up by 1!
read on to find out why:
On Tuesday night, 21-year-old Erica Wilson of Rogersville, Tennessee and 32-year-old Jesse Brooks were arguing about their relationship status.
--Jesse had touched Erica suggestively and told her that he, quote, "wanted her." She told him that she, quote, "wanted a relationship and didn't want to be a BOOTY CALL."
--Ready for the TWIST? Erica and Jesse are . . . wait for it . . . FIRST COUSINS. Well done, Tennessee.
--Anyway, the fight over whether these two FIRST COUSINS would have sex during a booty call or sex as a couple got ugly.
--Jesse allegedly pushed over Erica . . . she grabbed a pair of scissors and STABBED HIM in the face, neck, arms, and back.
--When the cops came to break things up, both of them smelled of alcohol . . . and they admitted they'd been drinking, quote, "significant amounts" of Everclear GRAIN ALCOHOL. Again, well done, Tennessee.
--Both of them were arrested because the police couldn't determine who started the fight. Both have been charged with aggravated domestic assault.
--For what it's worth, Tennessee is one of 19 states that has NO ban on first cousins getting married. So I guess by default they don't ban cousin booty calls either.
(--Here are their mugshots.)