life at a glance
lego and cats... this guy must get ALL the ladies...
just incase youre wondering what the cats doing he's checking our perpetually alone friends mouth to see if any words were going to come out that would suggest he wasnt a gay business casual virgin pedophile that should be kept away from attraction aimed at children at all costs...
was that a closet he staggered out of?... the adorable lil pink shorts would suggest yes
ah yes... the splats ( fat version of the splits)
notice that her thinner friends did NOT try it.. which is a good move... you never want to attempt party tricks like this without out the the protective support of a good sturdy set of cankles
impressive yes, but if they dont hurry and mop up the mixture of gravy and rocky road im guessing she leaked they are gonna have aaaants
congratulations on excelling at something menial. chase those dreams of being the most effectively exploited fast food employee of all time. chase em.
sidebar in his home country he was an engineer. which sounds impressive.. but bear in mind engineering a 3rd world mudhut is about as challenging as clearing a table. and forgetting the ketchup. ( you forgot the ketchup dude)
and THIS is how you say "im a gay virgin and proud of it" through the medium of interpretive dance.
note to self: being homeless and toothless means MUCH better mustache rides... which explains how your mom and dad got together. see what I did there... it implies you mom takes sexual advantage of derelicts. It's funny cuz it's true.