The good news: There’s a new condom delivery service, sponsored by Durex, that will rush them right to your door all via a smartphone app.

The bad news: It’s in Dubai.

And if you’re too shy to out and out ASK for a condom, the delivery man will be discrete and show up looking like a pizza delivery man or a tourist.

Durex and Dubai’s got you covered!

Read more: Gawker

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