What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
This is gross. A book called Above The Game: A Guide to Getting Awesome with Women was funded on Kickstarter to the tune of $15k. Over 730 backers pitched in to help get a guide on how to force yourself on a woman published. Good job, jackasses.
The author, who claims to always be The Nice Guy™, is giving tips like this:
Get CLOSE to her, damn it!
To quote Rob Judge, “Personal space is for p*ssies.” I already told you that the most successful seducers are those who can’t keep their hands off of women. Well you’re not gonna be able to do that if you aren’t in close!
All the greatest seducers in history could not keep their hands off of women. They aggressively escalated physically with every woman they were flirting with. They began touching them immediately, kept great body language and eye contact, and were shameless in their physicality. Even when a girl rejects your advances, she KNOWS that you desire her. That’s hot. It arouses her physically and psychologically.”
Decide that you’re going to sit in a position where you can rub her leg and back. Physically pick her up and sit her on your lap. Don’t ask for permission. Be dominant. Force her to rebuff your advances.
Pull out your c*ck and put her hand on it. Remember, she is letting you do this because you have established yourself as a LEADER. Don’t ask for permission, GRAB HER HAND, and put it right on your d*ck.”
Following the author's advice sounds like a good way to end up with a cocktail glass smashed over your head. (feministing)
Photo: Getty Images
Ironically, I couldn't actually find a pic of Jon Gosselin in an Ed Hardy t-shirt through the photo service we use. (So take that, Ed Hardy!) Seriously though, Mr. Hardy blames Jon Gosselin for people moving on from wearing his designs.
“That Jon Gosselin thing was the nail in the coffin,” says the actual Ed Hardy. “That’s what tanked it. Macy’s used to have a huge window display with Ed Hardy, and it filtered down and that’s why Macy’s dropped the brand.”
Way harsh, Tai.
Meet Alex Minksy, a war vet who lost his leg in Afghanistan. He's got a much cushier job now as a model. Well done, sir. Well done.
Many of us are sick of seeing the same 6-foot-tall, 100-pound woman in every single Victoria’s Secret ad.
But some of you are doing something about it.
A group of activists in San Francisco called “About Face” brought attention to the lack of body diversity in VS ads by showing up in front of the store in their skivvies.
They held signs that said, “Real Body, Real Love” and “I pledge to love my body.” Good for them!
I get the annoyance. I really do. Every time I go to a fast food joint and they actually get my order right (which is really, really rare), I get the urge to send them one of those fruit bouquets to say thanks and congratulations on your competence. On the other hand... dealing with irate, irrational customers like this jackass is way above a fast food worker's pay grade. (Gawker)
Before I show you the clip, I want to point out that she's 19. What are they feeding people in Utah that make teenagers look like full on thirtysomethings? Crikey.
Photo: Getty Images
Get ready to cover your eyes. This is seriously painful to watch. Big kudos to Giuliana Rancic for keeping a straight face during this disaster.
My dad constantly says, "What did she say?" and then looks around for laughs. We have to remind him it's, "That's what she said." #DadQuotes— Anna Cheng (@annabcheng) June 14, 2013
One time my mom jokingly said she would become a stripper to make extra money. My dad responded with "nobody wants to see that." #dadquotes— Katy Fincham (@KatyFinch) June 12, 2013
"When asked by a college adviser if my sister had any disabilities, my father said,"Well, she's blonde." #DadQuotes" LOL— Jake Smith (@JkSmithOfficial) June 14, 2013
"Look it's a student driver! I'm gunna tailgate them and make em feel nervous." #dadquotes— Eve O'Brien (@evie_obrien) June 14, 2013
"Dad I can't make that popping noise with my finger and my mouth." "Your generation is useless." #dadquotes— Rachel Ornitz (@tothejew) May 24, 2013
"If you can't find a nice guy, marry for money. Love fades, but cash well invested will last you a lifetime." #DadQuotes— Vanessa Reganti (@vanessareganti) March 24, 2013
Let's take a look at what's getting their panties in a bunch.
Not only do I fail to see the problem, I could also really, really go for a salad right now. UNF. Here's a little more of the zesty dude.