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This actually happened.

A woman sent her boyfriend to the store to buy beer. He came back with the wrong kind, so she slapped him. Then he called the cops, and she really went ballistic.

Deputies had to physically remove Holt from her house, as she was fighting and screaming at the time, the release says.

She kicked a chair at her boyfriend and then kicked at the deputies as they tried to put her in the back of their patrol car, the sheriff's department said.

She was charged with assault and resisting arrest. No word on whether or not she ever got the right beer, or what brand the guy brought home that pissed her off so much. Seriously, what could it have been?!