What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
Photo: Flickr user Claudio Matsuoka
A quick recap, for those who might have missed out. A frat guy from Tennessee ended up in the hospital with alcohol poisoning after he did something called "butt chugging". Allegedly.
A) I don't believe you, kid. You know you stuck that cheap wine straight up your bum. (Fine, maybe you didn't. But I bet you'd do it for $100.)
C) No one ever said a thing about your sexuality. No one cares about that. You can have Kim Kardashian posters or Ryan Gosling posters on your dorm wall. No me importa. The story made news because WE THOUGHT YOU PUT WINE UP YOUR BUTT. The idea that you might be gay should not be more horrifying to you than the idea that the entire nation is laughing at you for putting wine up your butt. Priorities... you need 'em.