I know what you're thinking... how could someone not appreciate that mullet? It's a thing of beauty. But, it got him kicked out of Perth bar.

He said he, his fiancee Sarah Sorgiovanni, some friends, and his ten-year mullet were having a pleasant evening, when he was suddenly approached by bouncers and asked to leave.

He was wearing jeans, a t-shirt, and dress shoes at the time.

That is a ten-year-old mullet! That means that back in 2002, he decided that getting a mullet would be a good idea. And that he's maintained the mullet for a decade. A DECADE. That man is committed, I'll give him that.

Photo: Arbroath