Did Nathan Burris get to watch this on the prison teevee? We may never know.
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Stupid, football loving criminal is stupid.
--On Monday, 49-year-old Nathan Burris was on trial in Martinez, California for murdering his ex-girlfriend. And while he was being cross-examined, he did something SHOCKING.
--Burris snapped his fingers, told the jury he was guilty, and asked them to hurry up and convict him . . . so he could get back to jail in time for "Monday Night Football".
--In California, the game starts at about 5:30 P.M. So he knew he'd have to hustle to catch the kickoff between the New Orleans Saints and Philadelphia Eagles.
--The jury did NOT end up deliberating on Monday, and it's not clear whether Burris got back to jail in time for the game. (San Francisco Chronicle)
