I try not to snark on people's clothes too much, because it's just rude. And because they don't care. (I don't care if people don't like my clothes. They can kiss my poorly dressed ass.)

But Justin Bieber... WHAT ARE YOU DOING?

He's trying to make this whole Hammer pants-meets-skinny jeans things happen, and I desperately want him to stop.

This is last night at the AMAs:

And this is from the Victoria's Secret fashion show:

In ten years, he will look back at these pictures and shudder. I'm shuddering already.

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