That is not my happy face. That face says Now I have to watermark stupid pictures of my dogs and my food and my cocktails. Thanks a lot, Instagram!

I know, I know... it's not shocking that Instagram's new terms of service mean they can sell your pictures and profit off them. But it's irritating. And kind of crappy. I mean, give us 10% or something, guys!

As Metafilter user blue_beetle famously put it in 2010: "If you're not paying for it, you're not the customer; you're the product being sold."

Truth.

ETA - This article claims Instagram can't sell your pics. It's been a while since I got my law degree from Harvard*, so I'm not sure what the real deal is. Good luck, Instagramers!

*This is a complete and total lie. But you probably knew that.