For the low, low price of $250 a month, you too can have a fake internet girlfriend. Thanks, FakeInternetGirlfriend.com!

The site that all of the classy grownups are using to buy fake girlfriends these days is Fake Internet Girlfriend, a service site that, for the cost of $250 a month, will set up a fake Facebook account of a woman for you to be "In a relationship with." The cost also includes two public phone calls ("to your secretary to leave you a message") or voicemails to you (from what I can tell, you and your fake girlfriend never speak) and up to 10 text messages with predetermined arrival times. (Jezebel)