What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
Or maybe it's both? A guy got a vibrator stuck up his bum and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. While he was waiting, he did a live tweet of the ordeal. As one does, natch. (And it happened in Houston. We're so proud!)
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I'm going to be sedated and they're going to pull the dildo out in a bit aparently— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And so they did. Pull it out, I mean. The guy even posted an x-ray picture, just to make sure we all believe him.
And in case you're wondering WHY he did it in the first place:
@zeether77 prostate stimulation. have you ever stuck a thing up you’re butt? If you hit the right spots its fantastic— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013