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Or maybe it's both? A guy got a vibrator stuck up his bum and had to go to the hospital to have it removed. While he was waiting, he did a live tweet of the ordeal. As one does, natch. (And it happened in Houston. We're so proud!)
Yo guess who has to go to the hospital because he shoved a dildo up his ass and can't get it out (answer: it's me)
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I looked the woman at the ER desk dead in the eye and said "there is no other way to put this. I have a vibrating dildo inside my ass"
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
OH MY GOD. THE NURSE. THE NURSE JUST TOLD ME THERE IS ANOTHER PATIENT HERE RIGHT NOW WHO ALSO SHOVED A DILDO UP THEIR ASS
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
Life Lesson: When using a vibrating dildo, attach a string to the end
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
I'm going to be sedated and they're going to pull the dildo out in a bit aparently
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
And so they did. Pull it out, I mean. The guy even posted an x-ray picture, just to make sure we all believe him.
And in case you're wondering WHY he did it in the first place:
@zeether77 prostate stimulation. have you ever stuck a thing up you’re butt? If you hit the right spots its fantastic
— televised snowmang (@Grawly) March 8, 2013
