What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
Don't do shrooms, kids. Just look at what happened to a 41-year-old guy in Ohio (or rather, don't look... ew):
Law enforcement officials in Ypsilanti Township, Michigan, say a 41-year-old man had apparently ripped off a sizable chunk of his own genitals with his bare hands while under the influence of magic mushrooms.
The unidentified Columbus, Ohio, man was picked up by Washtenaw County sheriff's deputies after triggering the burglar alarm at Ypsilanti Middle School around 1 AM last Tuesday.
He was naked and bloody from the waist down at the time.
"He mutilated his genitals with his bare hands," Sgt. Geoff Fox told the local media. "He was doing a lot of yelling and screaming."
It was later determined that the man had purchased what he believed to be hallucinogenic mushrooms while he was in town visiting friends.
He's also being charged with burglery, as if the whole self-mutilation thing wasn't punishment enough. (Gawker)