What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
Current issue of Time vs a 1976 issue of New York Magazine. Kids are selfish... who knew??
I swear this is true. I find porn in the weirdest places on the internet. You can go on Tumblr and search "Monday" or "blue" and BAM, porn. Porn, porn, porn.
There are bits that I absolutely can't understand because OMG DRUNK ENGLISH WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU SAYING. Mostly this cracks me up though. P-A-R-T-Y. She was on air like this for half an hour before her bosses were like, Um, lady... you're pissed. (Pissed is English English for drunk, btw.) (Gawker)
Even as she was being handcuffed and removed from the plane, she's still singing. That, my friends, is dedication.
I listen to this band -- Now, Now -- a lot, and I love the crap out of them. Dive in. Enjoy.
Actress Zooey Deschanel is unrecognizable without her trademark bangs...
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