What I Do, Fun-wise: The internet is my playground. (Thank you, Al Gore.) I spend a lot of time on it, blogging, reading news/gossip sites, chatting with people, what-have-you. I also make a lot of unnecessary trips to Target. Not sure if that counts as fun, but it seems to take up a lot of my time... And I foster dogs for a rescue organization (RED Collar Rescue).
My Motto: "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, Nothing is going to get better. It's not." - Dr. Suess, 'The Lorax'
My Anti-Motto: It is what it is.
The First Star I Ever Had A Crush On: Michael Jackson or Boy George. Not sure which came first.
My "celebs to make out with" list: Keanu Reeves, Kal Penn, James McAvoy, Gale Harold, Jacoby Shaddix (sorry to Jacoby's wife!)
The Last Song Played On My iTunes: "Devil" by Say Hi
Weekends and other shifts that the rest of the staff have deemed "undesirable."
Gawker - Today's gossip is tomorrow's news.
DListed - Celeb gossip by the wicked Michael K.
Passive Aggressive Notes - Self explanatory
Jezebel - Celebrity, sex, fashion for women. Without airbrushing.
XOJane - Remember Sassy magazine? This is the brainchild of the editor.
Dictionary.com - Because there, their, and they're are really, really tricky. Apparently.
Even as she was being handcuffed and removed from the plane, she's still singing. That, my friends, is dedication.
I listen to this band -- Now, Now -- a lot, and I love the crap out of them. Dive in. Enjoy.
Actress Zooey Deschanel is unrecognizable without her trademark bangs...
Photo credits: Getty Images
This will never not be funny. If I had thought about it, I would have compiled all of the things people have said about me and done a video. Alas, I didn't... and that's why I don't get paid Jimmy Kimmel money.
I'm thinking he has a point, but then again, who knows what *actually* happens in that classroom on a daily basis. Watch the video and then take the poll below.
The whole time I was watching this I was going Wait, they don't have Twinkies? They don't have Cheetos? That's horrible! And I love the part where one girl asks, "People feed these to their children?"
I'm in awe. Seriously, I have a hard time just walking on a treadmill without falling off. This is just amazing.