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It's back! Auction opened up today...bid on your favorite drumsticks from some of your favorite bands, Texans, and more!
Keira Knightley goes topless, but tastefully covered in the new issue of "Allure" magazine.
Painting the town red! Penelope Cruz shows off staggering curves in spell-binding Campari Calendar shoot.
Chris Cornell performed a Hurricane Sandy benefit concert on Monday night, and the rest of Soundgarden surprised the crowd by joining him onstage for several songs.
A woman crashes her car while she talks on the phone, and keeps on talking while her car is upside-down.
WTF? A woman tracks down her biological father, starts having sex with him, and now she's missing.
A man travels from Illinois to New Jersey to help with hurricane Sandy relief, and wins $100,000 in the Jersey lottery.
That woman in Cleveland who drove on the sidewalk to avoid a school bus had to serve her sentence by holding up a sign calling herself an idiot.
An ABC affiliate accidentally showed a graphic photoshopped version of the General Petraeus biography "All In".
Get in on the Nuclear Cowboyz Pre-Sale with the code: BUZZ
Richard Cheese this Sunday (11/18) at the House of Blues. $ 9.45 Ticket Special passcode: RodRyan