So you come home to a naked burgler in your house and then he MASTURBATES on your floor BEFORE you hold his ass still with a shotgun. This is the story...
A Florida man was tackled by a naked man who had leapt off his roof Monday night. The naked man then ran into the house and pulled a large screen TV off its stand and dumped the contents of a vacuum onto the floor. The arrest report says he then got on to the floor rolling around pleasuring himself. The home owner then got out a shotgun and held him at gunpoint until police got there
