If you thought your relationship was difficult, breathe easy! These are Object Sexuals. They communicate with objects by telepathy and date them.

Object sexuality or objectum sexuality, is a pronounced emotional and often romantic desire towards developing significant relationships with particular inanimate objects. Those individuals with this expressed preference may feel strong feelings of attraction, love, and commitment to certain items or structures of their fixation. [wiki]

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