via Gawker,

"The oversharing enthusiast announced last night to his several hundred Twitter followers (a number that grew exponentially thereafter) that he'd somehow managed to get a vibrating dildo stuck inside his body and needed medical assistance to remove it."

"What followed was a TMI livetweet to end all TMI livetweets (sorry Women's Memorial Hermann Hospital at Memorial City Medical Center in Houston):"

"In between insisting the entire ordeal was all too real (but not that painful), @Grawly dropped a few photos to authenticate his story, including one of the X-ray machine that snapped a pic of his shame, and one of an ironic ad that aired on the hospital's TV set while he was awaiting the dildo's extraction."

 @Grawly "THE DILDO IS STILL VIBRATING"

 @Grawly "Just imagine a faint buzzing sound while you read these tweets. That's me rn"

via Twitter