Do you know your text Slang?? Do you know what, "PNP" means?
X2EZ = Crossword puzzle too easy
PNP = Pee in Pants
WSWS = Wearing socks with sandals
RxV-->BW = Got Viagra prescription, just need Barry White cassettes
GOTMG = Going out to mulch garden
RB<DM = Russell Brand is no Dudley Moore
80/20 = Spouse doing more and more of the talking
NPR = Sleep aid; no prescription required
ARF :-) = Dogs don’t talk
CVG[ = Stuck in Conversational Vise-Grip
DdoTH = Don’t do the Hustle, ever
VCR Rut = Watching “Caddyshack” tonight
GET MOR HERE ~~> Text Slang for Baby Boomers! - VIA The New Yorker!
Happy Birthday MADONNA!
The MaMa Material 53 yr old has nothing to gripe out. Check her out Swapping Spit wih her 23-yr old boytoy ~~> PICS HERE
Reese Witherspoon shows off her BIG NEW TUMMY Tattoo ~~> PICS HERE
Everlast "I get By" will be the first single off of the new album, Oct. 18th
NEW GREEN DAY "AMY" ~~> Maybe inspired by Amy Winehouse?? Listen, see what you think
Vampires in Texas?
"Deep in the heart of Texas"! This 19-yr old from Galveston is a "Vampire" and was arrested for breaking into an apt and being a poser! He does strangly enoough look like Cam Gigandet from the Twilight films ~~> MUGSHOT HERE
