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mashable.com

The headline reads, 'Woman Tasered in Front of Daughter After Cutting McDonalds Drive-Thru Line'.

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What they fail to leave out of the headline, is that the 37 year old woman cut in the drive-thru line, was instructed by McDonald's employees to go to the back of the line, refused, then blocked the line for 20 minutes before ignoring cops and ultimately resisting arrest. But that's all small details!

She has been charged with second-degree trespassing.

LINK:
news.yahoo.com

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abcnews.go.com

Deadly new hobby: playing video games.

A 23 year old died while playing the video game League Of Legends at a cafe New Taipei, Taiwan on Tuesday night, and investigators say he possibly sat for 9 hours before anyone noticed.

They believe he died of cardiac arrest. The lack of circulation can supposedly cause the blood in the human body to congeal, and sudden movements can then cause a heart attack.

LINK:
msn.com

Why did Cassanova McKinzy choose Auburn over Clemson?

"(It was) kind of the environment and plus they had no Chick-Fil-A on campus. You had to go like, probably like 15 minutes off campus to go to like a real restaurant. Their café was kind of small."

After he found out that there was in fact a Chick-fil-a on campus, and after most people who heard his reason why he chose Auburn started making fun of him for being an idiot, he's now backpeddling and says it was a joke that was blown out of proportion. 

He explained, "That's not the reason I chose Auburn or why I didn't choose Clemson. I actually wanted to give Clemson a shot, but it didn't have anything to do with Chick-fil-A. I was just being funny. I gave all the reasons why I chose Auburn. I've always been an Auburn fan. I always told myself if they offered me, I would take it. I gained a relationship with the coaches and the players, that was the big part."

LINK:
al.com

A toothless woman has apologized for robbing a western Pennsylvania bank, explaining that she has mental health problems and lives on disability benefits, and had planned to use the money for dentures.

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"During her confession, she stated she wanted to use the money to pay for dentures she was unable to get through welfare until next year," Officer Tom Ankrom said.

After police went public with the a surveillance photo of the robber, a witness told police that he had loaned the woman the coat the woman was wearing during the robbery.

LINK:
usatoday.com

Free this week, for quick gossip/prep before I go and destroy America?
3 weeks today, we're totally in LA pissing people off on Hollywood Blvd and diggin' Marilyn Monroe up!

For you average American with a brain, if you read these 2 Tweets, you would think, 'Ah! This guy is excited about coming to visit America and doing some serious partying'.

If you're as clueless and those employeed by The Department Of Homeland Security, you look at these Tweets and think, 'OMG! This guy wants to destroy America and dig up Marilyn Monroe!'

Two British tourists were detained for over 12 hours, then not allowed entry into the US after Immigration Agents monitoring Twitter failed to realize that these two were merely excited about visiting the country.

While attempting to clear Immigration at LAX, the two were handcuffed and detained, and when asked about the Tweets, explained that they were just excited about visiting, and by 'destroy' they didn't mean literally destroy, they meant that they were going to party. He also explained that the Tweet about digging up Marilyn Monroe was a quote from Family Guy, and was also just a joke.

Federal agents searched their suitcases for spades and shovels, but could find nothing.

After being questioned for 5 hours, they were handcuffed then transported by van to an overnight detention facility. After 12 hours, they were taken back to LAX and put on an airplane back home.

LINK:
dailymail.co.uk